Ross Cutler +$100
What can I say about this man that isn't already plastered across mens bathrooms up and down I-95? I mean we all know that he is easily the most annoying/absentee roommate/drunken ass pincher/"will spill red wine on your white couch and try and pretend it didn't happen" person in the world. We also all know he was voted "most likely to get slapped in the face by a stranger for a very justified reason" in college, and we all know Ross is definitely the person that has passed gas in any situation where it was extremely inappropriate and poorly ventilated. He is a good friend though, and if I had to choose between him or getting kicked in the face, I would almost always choose Ross. Love ya bud, enjoy D.C. P.S- You suck at FIFA 2003, 2004 and probably the rest of the games that will come out under the FIFA license.


Tom Flanagan +$30
What do you get when you cross Albert Einstein, a Care Bear and someone described as having "That old fashioned toughness.....that is a throw back to the way football used to be played?." You get Mr. Tom Flanagan. I can not describe how great of a person Tom is. Not only did this man teach me an entire semester of Calc 2 in one evening Freshman year of college, he did it without a hint of "dude, leave me the f*&k alone, it's not my fault you're dumb." Good luck in the Chicago Marathon my man, please make sure to call me whenever you are in New York.

John Ervasti +$50
I can't say much about this man that isn't completely described in this picture (on the left). This is how Josh lives every minute of his life. I once saw Josh jump out of a speeding car just to see what it felt like. Though I have not seen the Erv in a year or two, I still hold dear the afternoons/early evenings of beer, xbox and writing rebuttals for Phil Curran's harassment woes. I would love to say I would come down to visit you some time, but I'm pretty sure it would be too much like partying with the cast of "Encino Man" to enable me to return to work anytime soon after.


The Wardians! Mike, Jennifer and Pierce +$50
The Marathon Guru himself has graced the donation page! It isn't every day that a world class runner does more for the slow pokes than leave them in the dust. It is almost sad that Pierce is going to be able to finish a marathon before 95% of the population as soon as he can walk! Thanks so much Mike and Jennifer, I really appreciate it.


Phil Keller +$25
My man! The ruggers continue to support the cause.... Not only do you let me hold on to your guitar for a year, you hooked it up like a champ with the donation for the kids. I'm sure when you are not sailing the high seas on our fine OSG vessels, you are partying like a rockstar in Charleston with the rest of those bruisers. We need to do a night on King Street my man....I know it's not like our nights at the park winning boat races...but I'm sure it will be good time. Thanks for the support man.


Sam "The Skunk" Moskowitz +$25
A member of both TFO and Grandma's Thong, I consider you a brother. Though it wasn't so long ago when we didn't know each other and mutually thought the other was a dipshit. Me with my normalness, and you with that ridiculous patch of grey hair on the back of your head. We've got a few years behind us, a few trips to the West End Gate under our belts, and an endless amount of reasons that we are on someone else's "people to kill list." Hreeespeck!



Kevin "KO" O'Connor +$110
The big, huge bouncer scaring, 9' Tall friend I always wanted. Where to begin? Do I will start when we were Juniors (your 5th year of college) at KP when you walked around the Preakness for a full day wearing a ten year old's pee wee football jersey proclaiming your 5 touchdown game as an unmatchable feet. Do I will comment on the fact you once picked up one of the hottest girls I have ever seen by singing karaoke wearing a foam clown nose you "borrowed" from the Dj's microphone? Either way, you're the man Cankles. Thanks for the sizeable donation.